she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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