At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
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I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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