More tranny stories later!
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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