He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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