Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I wish there were birth control emojis
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He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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