We won't sleep together?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Randomize
