I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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