I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have