it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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