her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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