I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
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Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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