ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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