Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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