Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
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He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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