doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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