real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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