dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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