i just google imaged poop.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
