totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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