Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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