The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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