No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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