Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
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well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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