i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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