Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
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I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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