I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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