She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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