how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
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She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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