Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
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I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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