if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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