the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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