That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
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Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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