I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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