white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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