Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
