So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I intend to get homeless drunk
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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