How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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