K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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