How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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