Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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