Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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