Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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