Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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