My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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