Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Still dying that you shit outside
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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