STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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