How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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