i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I wear drunk well.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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