so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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