I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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