i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
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Dignity is for republicans.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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