Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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