are you still at the devil's house?
You're so nebulous sometimes
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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