I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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