I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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