Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
she told me i tasted like america
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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